Somebody Is Going to Die If Lilly Beth Doesn't Catch That Bouquet The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Wedding

In the Mississippi Delta, funerals bring out the best in people, while weddings, which are supposed to be happy occasions, bring out the worst. A Delta wedding is an extravaganza that has been years in the making, and even if you?ve never faced a wedding south of Rochester, this book will charm, entertain, and give you all the ingredients for marital bliss, including: why you must never congratulate the bride; the difference between high noon, at home, and shotgun weddings; signs you might be marrying beneath yourself; and how to be a spinster and keep your dignity. Includes recipes for a Sunday lunch designed to win a young man?'s heart, rice bag parties, non-A list weddings, and more.Hays, Charlotte is the author of 'Somebody Is Going to Die If Lilly Beth Doesn't Catch That Bouquet The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Wedding', published 2007 under ISBN 9781401302955 and ISBN 1401302955.