How to Be a Human Bean

"...delightful, whimsical poems for children of all ages...exuberant presentation part of its charm..." - S.F. Chronicle. Parents will applaud the reasoning used for why you should take a bath (dirt makes you sticky & someone will think you're a postage stamp & stick you on a letter, then you'll be stuck), why you should comb your hair (if you walk around looking like an old mop, someone might turn you upside down & dust the floor with your head), why you should brush your teeth (so you don't have a space in you mouth where your teeth should go & you could only eat slop), why you should wash your ears (so grass won't grow in them & you'd have to lie down on your side & mow the grass in your ears everyday). "Markels writes as if she's been a parent for 200 years." - S.R. Press Democrat. "...useful material...from daily living with appealing, quirky illustrations...written in a delightful & graphic way..." - Mendocino Beacon. Order from Stone Press, Box 711, Mendocino, CA 95460; 707-937-0239.Markels, Bobby is the author of 'How to Be a Human Bean' with ISBN 9781880991015 and ISBN 1880991012.