Flat Crazy A Blanco County Mystery

MYSTERIOUS CREATURE... Being the final day of deer season, Blanco County game warden John Marlin shouldn't have anymore on his mind than working his way through a cold six-pack. That's his plan until a screaming, half-naked immigrant named Jorge who comes tearing out of the woods with one word on his trembling lips...Chupacabra! The mythical critter shouldn't be too hard to find, what with its vampire fangs, a lion's head, and the face of the devil... MYSTERIOUS MURDER Marlin's hoping that Jorge's just gone simple. But if that's the case, then why the blood-drained corpse in the woods with puncture wounds on his neck? When national media descend locust-style, everyone decides to take advantage of the publicity, including two Chinese dwarves exploring a career in adult films, an enterprising car thief, a con man with an illegal-game scam, and a pair of bubbas with a loopy plan to capture the legendary beast. It's all Marlin can do to keep from going flat crazy himself-before another body turns up. "You'd have to be Flat Crazy to miss a Ben Rehder book." -Rick Riordan, author of "Southtown "Another of Rehder's relentlessly twisted tales. Outrageous fun." -"Kirkus Reviews (starred review)Rehder, Ben is the author of 'Flat Crazy A Blanco County Mystery', published 2005 under ISBN 9780312993269 and ISBN 0312993269.